‘Cor blimey, well I’ll be: just wait ‘til I tells me dear old Mum that I’m a boarder of the year, now that is a result!
Sorry I bin a bit slow in gettin’ the news but what with the festive season an’ all that I’ve bin a bit rushed off my wheels so to speak.
I ‘ad quite a few of you PFM types in me cab over the last couple a weeks – they said quite a lot and some of it was quite interestin’ but given as they was a bit half cut an’ that, well one or two anyway, I took what they said with a pinch of gritting salt, but I’ll look up a couple books they mentioned one was by a Sir Mike or something about ‘deliverbollogies’ and the other was by some geezer from the ‘ouse of Commons called Dick Streaky or somesuch on Drumming Cons… anyway like I sez I’ll have a look ‘an get back to yez once I’ve got through the orfodox revellers
Ta very much once again
Keep dodging' the potholes!
Reg